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04 August 2011 @ 03:38 pm
Terezi Pyrope ♎ Code of Law: Article 23; Section 49  
[The feed clicks on to video with a very annoyed look Terezi notstaring down the camera. Those lovely spikes that several collars have been sporting lately are digging a little tightly into her neck and a few trickles of teal are running down to her Tshirt's collar. She doesn't seem too concerned, though. Mostly irritated.]

Hello! Welcome to the Terezi Pyrope Romance Hour--except this is not going to last for an hour, more like exactly two minutes, so bear with me! Today I will be telling you about my caliginous quadrant. Most humans are too stupid to know what a caliginous quadrant is, or anything about black romance at all, so you can just ignore thi--[She winces as the collar digs in. Stalling tactics obviously don't count towards her time limit.]--Ow ow, okay! Okay, jegus, I'm getting there! [Deep breath.]

I would like to inform everyone that I have the most outrageous hateboner for a certain defense attorney named Phoenix--or I would if I had anything resembling a bonebulge! Since I do not, I am required to inform you that I would gladly jump on his bulge and fill a mountain of buckets that would later serve as monument to how much I fucking despise his very existence. There are whole galaxies that could be swallowed up by the raging black hole that is my hatred for that man, and several thousand Alternian suns could not sear a hole through my soul with the same wanton destruction that my own loathing for him does. His very presence fills me with such bleak hateful rage that I can not even form rational thought when standing in the same room!

[There's a shift of her head, a sniff, and a frown as Terezi checks the clock. Shit. Just a few more seconds.] So Phoenix, if you are listening to this, you will wait for me, or I swear to everything that I abhor about you, I will slit your throat seven different ways--Done. [Feed, cut.]
 
 
 
Sollux Captorpsionichax0r on August 4th, 2011 11:10 pm (UTC)
yeah 2o karkat2 back
ii don't know iif you 2aw that.
Terezi Pyrope: [d] anonymous trollingsw33t_just1c3 on August 4th, 2011 11:15 pm (UTC)
Y3S 1 D1D!
FOR TH1S 3XP3R1M3NT 1 M4G1C4LLY GR3W 4 N3W S3T OF UND4M4G3D 3Y3S
4ND W1TH TH3S3 BR4ND N3W OPT1C4L ORG4NS 1 SO SK1LLFULLY V13W3D OUR D4SH1NG L34D3R 4S H3 W4S TR4V3RS1NG TH3 H4LLW4YS

4R3 YOU GUYS 3V3R GO1NG TO STOP B31NG T3RR1BL3 4T P1CK1NG V3RBS 4ROUND M3?
Sollux Captorpsionichax0r on August 4th, 2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
and depriive you of the chance two make terriible joke2 all the tiime? ii thiink you'd hang u2.
Terezi Pyrope: [d] anonymous trollingsw33t_just1c3 on August 4th, 2011 11:25 pm (UTC)
1 ONLY H4NG CR1M1N4LS
UNL3SS YOUR3 1MPLY1NG TH4T D3PR1V1NG M3 OF MY PUNS SHOULD B3 4 CR1M3
1N TH4T C4S3 1 4M 1NCL1N3D TO 4GR33
Sollux Captorpsionichax0r on August 4th, 2011 11:31 pm (UTC)
2o 2EE? everybody wiin2 thii2 way.

Edited at 2011-08-04 11:35 pm (UTC)
Terezi Pyrope: [d] anonymous trollingsw33t_just1c3 on August 4th, 2011 11:42 pm (UTC)
Y3S 1 G3T MY PUNS
3V3RYON3 3LS3 G3TS TO L1V3
TH1S SOUNDS L1K3 TH3 P3RF3CT COMPROM1S3
Sollux Captorpsionichax0r on August 4th, 2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
locked 87%
2o.

are we actually goiing two talk about
that.
Terezi Pyrope: [d] anonymous trollingsw33t_just1c3 on August 4th, 2011 11:53 pm (UTC)
locked 87%
L3T M3 ST4T3 FOR TH3 R3CORD TH4T 1 4M 3NT1R3LY UNSURPR1S3D R3G4RD1NG TH3 R34SON YOU W4NT3D TO T4LK TO M3

4ND 1 DONT S33 TH3 PO1NT 1N T4LK1NG 4BOUT 1T
L1T3R4LLY OR F1GUR4T1V3LY
Sollux Captorpsionichax0r on August 4th, 2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
locked 87%
ii thiink wantiing two be able two talk two one of my be2t friiend2 wiithout feeliing awkward a2 fuck ii2 a pretty good rea2on. but iif that2 not iimportant you than ii gue22 ii can't really do anythiing two conviince you otherwii2e.
Terezi Pyrope: [d] anonymous trollingsw33t_just1c3 on August 4th, 2011 11:59 pm (UTC)
locked 87%
WH4T M4K3S YOU TH1NK TH4T T4LK1NG 4BOUT 1T 1S GO1NG TO M4K3 TH1NGS 4NY L3SS 4WKW4RD?
Sollux Captorpsionichax0r on August 5th, 2011 12:01 am (UTC)
locked 87%
ii don't. ii ju2t know that tryiing 2omethiing ii2 better than doiing nothiing.
Terezi Pyrope: [d] anonymous trollingsw33t_just1c3 on August 5th, 2011 12:06 am (UTC)
locked 87%
4ND WH4T 1F 1 DONT W4NT TO TRY 4NYTH1NG?


YOU H4V3 4 MO1R41L
TH3R3S NOTH1NG MOR3 TO S4Y ON TH4T
Sollux Captorpsionichax0r on August 5th, 2011 12:07 am (UTC)
Re: locked 87%
yeah a moiiraiil that doe2n't even remember we're 2uppo2ed two be moiiraiil2.
Terezi Pyrope: [d] anonymous trollingsw33t_just1c3 on August 5th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC)
locked 87%
SO YOUR3 GO1NG TO 4B4NDON H1M JUST B3C4US3 H3 DO3SNT R3M3MB3R?
R34L FUCK1NG SMOOTH SOLLUX

WH4T 1F TH3Y S3ND H1M B4CK 4ND H3 DO3S R3M3MB3R?
WH4T H4PP3NS TH3N?
Sollux Captorpsionichax0r on August 5th, 2011 12:12 am (UTC)
locked 87%
ii don't know!! do you thiink ii liike beiing iin thii2 2iituatiion anymore than you do?! ii mean fuck. iit2 liike ii ju2t get 2omeone back and they're not even. fuck.

ii'm 2ure you know what ii mean. ii ju2t don't know, ii really don't.


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